http://sonic911.umwblogs.org that you are entitled to subjectively disagree with Fri, 15 Aug 2008 02:00:19 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en So my sister and cousin got in an argument on who was more skilled at using photoshop.  They decided to duke it out using the same picture of me.  Here are the results: Harry Ossepian:   Rita Artinian:   And the winner is: Both are so incredibly awesome that I can't name a winner. One uses ... http://sonic911.umwblogs.org/2008/08/14/the-photoshop-battle/ What’s a man to do when he’s up at 4 am in the morning, has just finished watching Fried Green Tomatoes, which was a surprisingly good movie by the way (from what I can remember), and has so much caffeine running through his system that sleep is out of the ... http://sonic911.umwblogs.org/2008/08/04/sleep-deprivation-taps-into-your-unconscious-mind-apparently/ [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySQAldf-UjA[/youtube] After shuffling through my video cassettes, I came across my old high school talent show performance.. Watching it over again brought some tears to my eyes for three reasons: 1) because the video reminded me of the good old days in High School where I could act like a schmuck ... http://sonic911.umwblogs.org/2008/07/27/a-very-emotional-song-dedicated-to-mama-rip-mr-cfhs-show/   The violent storm shook the sea, And destroyed everything in its path; No storm passed through says he On the television for all to watch and listen.   There they drowned and were left to die. You can’t hear them, but be quiet; Listen! Do you hear their shrill cries? The lies have deafened your ears.   Here they lay ... http://sonic911.umwblogs.org/2008/07/25/frozen-senses/ The purpose of this post is twofold:  1) To let my audience know that I have not forgotten about them, despite having put my blog in the backburner for the past few weeks. 2) To nullify the popular assumption that Geology is the easiest of all physical/natural sciences. Spring semester 2008 came to ... http://sonic911.umwblogs.org/2008/07/13/rocks-for-jocks-my-ass/ As immediate woes like the ridiculous price of gas, the mortgage crisis, the falling dollar, among other economic hurdles distract Americans from more distant issues like the war in Iraq, we can expect to see the GOP try to make the case that they are best suited to protect the ... http://sonic911.umwblogs.org/2008/07/10/forget-about-the-war-your-pocket-is-kia-gop/ Her hair shines radiantly in the morning light as it cascades down her face like a waterfall, gently, majestically, infinitely. Her delicate and lustrous skin has the tender and soft texture that of silk, pure and untouched. Her musical voice, tranquil, yet poetic, engulfs both ears with aural euphoria. Her ... http://sonic911.umwblogs.org/2008/07/02/her-secret/ It’s become almost cliché to use the word "change" synonymously with the name Obama. He and his campaign have found tremendous success with their message that America simply cannot afford to have more of the same for another four to eight years. This message was partly what led to the ... http://sonic911.umwblogs.org/2008/06/20/why-obama-will-insert-first-word-that-comes-to-mind-america/ The previous title of my blog was "Missak’s Unorthodox Blog full of random incoherent rambles that nobody wants to read." I enjoyed writing the random rambles, but as it turns out, there’s not much of an audience that really cares about the different topics that only interest me. And thus, ... http://sonic911.umwblogs.org/2008/06/20/the-phoenix/ The Shepherd transcends upon all. He tells the sheep that they are strong. They beckon to His every call, But they don’t know that He is wrong. His unchecked words are lies. They believe Him as if they were blind. They just wait for the day they die As He poisons their minds. The Shepherd makes his final ... http://sonic911.umwblogs.org/2008/05/31/faith/