From the deep and dark depths of the Earth’s molten hot interior, Missak Artinian emerges from the fiery ashes of Stafford county’s forsaken land in order to save the world with his uncanny intelligence, his devastatingly appealing charm, his dashing good looks, his unparalleled wit, and his secret weapon: his extremely long and thick female magnet: his pen (what’d you think?) that gives him the power to write. He is a hero like no other. He can run faster than his shadow, fly higher than an eagle, dodge bullets like Neo, and effortlessly woo exotic and voluptuous women…only in his stories. In real life, Missak is your typical teenager who wastes away in front of his computer typing up stories that nobody wants to read…yet. When he’s not honing his craft, he’s watching movies, playing videogames, going to school, doing homework, or working. Will he graduate from University of Mary Washington with honors? Will he reach his goal of becoming a writer? Will he ever get laid? Hell, will he even get to first base? That’s a story that is currently in the making.